tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post4426944570388008747..comments2023-11-05T01:29:16.676-07:00Comments on Boehmcke's Human Condition: Pore DecisionUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-82775762766322394972010-05-18T12:02:55.046-07:002010-05-18T12:02:55.046-07:00Next time shave. Does that mean "I" have...Next time shave. Does that mean "I" have to remove MY moustache? Crap!<br /><br />I thought facials were supposed to be relaxing.<br /><br />Maybe you reminded her of her misbehaving son or something.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17756564685282866773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-1824277033217819192010-05-16T15:07:33.361-07:002010-05-16T15:07:33.361-07:00I know what you mean.. some parts of the facial ar...I know what you mean.. some parts of the facial are not so nice, but just reinforces you need to go more often. :-)Nancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178290697351352495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-54731983051981905322010-05-16T14:47:40.990-07:002010-05-16T14:47:40.990-07:00haha this is crazy! Where is your post facial pic...haha this is crazy! Where is your post facial picture?AbBeYLeiGHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10964309538584255197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-38559166143279235652010-05-16T10:21:41.203-07:002010-05-16T10:21:41.203-07:00hahaha. next time, get a brazillian wax... those ...hahaha. next time, get a brazillian wax... those are always fun and refreshing.Hater Von Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13004562249012114242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-11577063917360540662010-05-16T09:08:01.820-07:002010-05-16T09:08:01.820-07:00Hilarious post! I got a facial once, but NEVER AGA...Hilarious post! I got a facial once, but NEVER AGAIN! I kept cringing the whole time because it was so uncomfortable. I thought going to the spa was supposed to be relaxing, but apparently I'm incapable of relaxing.Neurotic Workaholichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06775298184138766683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-32603268686602035482010-05-15T20:47:53.424-07:002010-05-15T20:47:53.424-07:00LOOOOOOL
that was like the FUNNIEST thing i'v...LOOOOOOL<br /><br />that was like the FUNNIEST thing i've read in a long time.<br /><br />you get a standing ovation.<br />AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA<br /><br />(serves you right for getting a facial. hehe.)Taherehhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03111022596822176769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-35952967956766315562010-05-13T14:30:21.242-07:002010-05-13T14:30:21.242-07:00Wait. I thought these "spas" were suppos...Wait. I thought these "spas" were supposed to be relaxing and all that stuff. But sucking the crap out of my pores doesn't exactly cut it for me. Thanks for taking one for the team. I appreciate it!Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17756564685282866773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-71419309950184787432010-05-12T22:21:48.759-07:002010-05-12T22:21:48.759-07:00You bring up a good point: there really ought to b...You bring up a good point: there really ought to be a daily deductible of pain. Once you reach that point, all your pain after that for the day is 100% covered.dogimohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01278980067086209626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-39929259755278957602010-05-12T15:54:07.402-07:002010-05-12T15:54:07.402-07:00I laughed out loud. So few things provoke great l...I laughed out loud. So few things provoke great laughter like that. Thanks so much for the great post. Put that one in Rich's Greatest Hits.Teroghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044187957525138131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-92167560060128051122010-05-11T17:13:45.332-07:002010-05-11T17:13:45.332-07:00The last time I got a facial my "lady" (...The last time I got a facial my "lady" ('cause I can't spell astectichian) went to town, afterwards I thought I'd feel like I was glowing instead like blotchy teen going through puberty!<br /><br />Good luck in your new gig, I got a new one too, started this week...same case - new industry new position, yeah for us!Deanna @ The Unnatural Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01825394409527126900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-66305770229556361682010-05-11T14:24:41.399-07:002010-05-11T14:24:41.399-07:00I just laughed all the way through this post but o...I just laughed all the way through this post but only because I feel your pain. This brought back memories of my first facial. If you go regularly they are much more pleasant because there isn't so much... umm... unclogging. And you can tell them to skip that completely and just do a mini-massage on your face and neck. Now that is relaxation and refreshment.Stephanie Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09357887822077293787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-72119389105177594172010-05-11T08:09:14.904-07:002010-05-11T08:09:14.904-07:00But wait? Did it work?! Did your new colleagues co...But wait? Did it work?! Did your new colleagues compliment you on the unclogginess of your face?The Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04550480429586819194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-8722209117169188082010-05-10T20:18:16.680-07:002010-05-10T20:18:16.680-07:00Facials are WONDERFUL! I used to get them often......Facials are WONDERFUL! I used to get them often...now it's whenever I can't stand to look at myself in the mirror anymore when my skin gets BLAH! It really does give you that "glow," and help unclog pores and icky-ness.<br /><br /><br />It takes a big man to admit he got a facial, shows how comfy you are...way to go! Second times always better ;-)Laury@TheFitnessDishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06093087311800834698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-42137031858728921122010-05-10T11:41:20.098-07:002010-05-10T11:41:20.098-07:00Oh, dear Lord. That sounds horrible! I'm such ...Oh, dear Lord. That sounds horrible! I'm such a wuss. Especially with face-related pain. I can barely handle having my eye brows done. I probably would have kept my dry clogged skin and told Madonna to take a hike. Way to hang in there. I'm sure your face looks fantastic :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-61925051695209036422010-05-10T10:40:55.381-07:002010-05-10T10:40:55.381-07:00I love that you wrote about this but is it weird t...I love that you wrote about this but is it weird that it made me want one? I am addicted to pain-for-beauty exchanges. I would love a big Romanian woman to squeeze out all my blackheads. I can't wait to book one.Carolyn Baccarohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06050680668220477091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-75707311425704751702010-05-10T09:43:02.698-07:002010-05-10T09:43:02.698-07:00ARGH my eyes!They water!!I'm glad I'm not ...ARGH my eyes!They water!!I'm glad I'm not in a position to say*been there,done that*.NAH-UH!Swetahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12962694765630259374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-85428162581966867022010-05-10T09:35:39.745-07:002010-05-10T09:35:39.745-07:00I was laughing so hard that there is no diet pepsi...I was laughing so hard that there is no diet pepsi all over my keyboard and monitor. The part about Seeing the Light almost killed me.<br />Thanks for the warning about facials, I will never be getting one.<br /><br />fromlazytolady.blogspot.comLady Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02936778284608201040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-65140891045464933162010-05-10T09:05:47.488-07:002010-05-10T09:05:47.488-07:00Mmmm.... facial extractions. I have to tell you, t...Mmmm.... facial extractions. I have to tell you, they hurt like hell, they are super expensive (especially considering that you're paying someone to remove blackheads) and they do pretty great things for your (or anyone's) face. I bet people all over town were saying "Wow, he seemed dry and clogged before... now he just seems so fresh, moisturized, and OPEN." I say you might end up going back with comments like those :)RILEYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12291561695098924460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-35569439280697002882010-05-10T08:57:25.749-07:002010-05-10T08:57:25.749-07:00Y'know, you really are your own worst enemy! ...Y'know, you really are your own worst enemy! You will put yourself in these situations...I don't think facials result in death generally although there is always a first time....<br />Good luck in your new job - hope they appreciated your freshly squeezed face!Caroline Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16458832101616631036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-81849535435935840422010-05-10T08:03:44.289-07:002010-05-10T08:03:44.289-07:00Cringing. Yikes. Remind me to ask what exactly h...Cringing. Yikes. Remind me to ask what exactly happens at the facial BEFORE I get one. If it includes any of that I am OUT. <br /><br />They should have paid YOU for going through that!Krysten @ Why Girls Are Weirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07290616156300143483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-51040740004351362872010-05-10T07:10:25.730-07:002010-05-10T07:10:25.730-07:00i've heard nasty things about facial aesthetit...i've heard nasty things about facial aesthetitians. you should have been more clear about wanting a soothing-massage facial not a steamy-extraction facial.JerseySjovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06668008150544146172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-90586154831198512972010-05-10T04:21:27.732-07:002010-05-10T04:21:27.732-07:00Hmmm. So, when is your next facial scheduled for? ...Hmmm. So, when is your next facial scheduled for? You know, the second time could be sooo much better, right? Especially if you remember to shave. However, I'm thinking that, maybe, dirty pirate is the way to stay at that rate. lolHannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09341822413559273276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-63821120654098280092010-05-09T22:57:10.004-07:002010-05-09T22:57:10.004-07:00Makes me glad that the facials, where I live, are ...Makes me glad that the facials, where I live, are more face massage than facial!!!<br /><br />Great post!!!<br /><br />Bet your skin looks great though!turtlebottomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14501795100425018285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-72735358604353867362010-05-09T22:08:34.184-07:002010-05-09T22:08:34.184-07:00"Do you see the light?
And I really panicked..."Do you see the light?<br /><br />And I really panicked. Oh shit I am dead. I died. I knew it! The mother Madonna is here to escort me into heaven after squeezing my face into an early grave."<br /><br />hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa ahhh this is great. <br />I've never gotten a facial but I do get bikini waxes, I think I can feel your pain...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526258348124329445.post-47959141772203750322010-05-09T22:02:23.327-07:002010-05-09T22:02:23.327-07:00Beauty knows no pain.Beauty knows no pain.Schoenstarshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02817141298678379339noreply@blogger.com